His Real Sweetheart....

"Come here sweetheart, I love you...."

Above is what was said to the dog immediately following sex this morning. I love it when the dog receives cuddles and love after Piggy's Dad and I have sex. I mean really, she needs love too, especially after I put out. I mean, I wasn't tired or anything. Really, please roll right off of me and call the dog over so you can rub her head. She deserves it, all that hard work she does around the house must be extremely tiring. What else would make me want to have sex with you again if you cuddling with the dog doesn't?

Maybe she can start vacuuming up her fur, it is everywhere. Perhaps she can cook dinner too? They can share a steak, then clean up the kitchen. I would cuddle her myself if she would just pop a load of laundry in once in a while.

So, when I asked Piggy's Dad the question, "Um, why are you petting the dog, we just had sex?", the answer I received did not surprise me one bit. "She does not talk back to me."

Touche.