Answer Me This

Hmmmmm.........

What do you get when you take a certain baby (I'm not say'n any names) ADD

The previous night full of said baby waking up (sitting up in sleep, chatting in sleep, fully waking and smiling at you, requesting to play) and teething a sore canine tooth and a bump on the forehead to boot, THEN ADD

One (yes, that was ONE) 20 minute nap in the car today for this baby, THEN ADD

Said baby falling asleep at 6:30pm?????

I get to look forward to a baby that wakes up ready to start the day at 4am tomorrow OR a baby that wakes up at 10pm this evening refreshed from his late evening power nap.

Delightful. Said baby is awake. Just woke up. Happy and ready to play. Gotta love that baby.

**official bedtime was 12:02am**

Summertime and the Living is Easy

Who Needs Sleep?

Apparently I do not need sleep. Piggy Toes has decided he will be waking up at 5am, not 7:30am. Thanks Piggy Toes! I love you too sweet boy.

Partying Too Hard

Cute but Deadly

Hogs Are Piggies, Right?

The Piggy Dad would like a motorcycle. A Harley to be precise. I would like to sleep through the night without being woken up four times and I would also like a foot rub each evening. Maybe a back rub too (did I mention Piggy Toes weighs 34 pounds?).

Good luck to him on that. Meh. Hope we both get what we want.

His Real Sweetheart....

"Come here sweetheart, I love you...."

Above is what was said to the dog immediately following sex this morning. I love it when the dog receives cuddles and love after Piggy's Dad and I have sex. I mean really, she needs love too, especially after I put out. I mean, I wasn't tired or anything. Really, please roll right off of me and call the dog over so you can rub her head. She deserves it, all that hard work she does around the house must be extremely tiring. What else would make me want to have sex with you again if you cuddling with the dog doesn't?

Maybe she can start vacuuming up her fur, it is everywhere. Perhaps she can cook dinner too? They can share a steak, then clean up the kitchen. I would cuddle her myself if she would just pop a load of laundry in once in a while.

So, when I asked Piggy's Dad the question, "Um, why are you petting the dog, we just had sex?", the answer I received did not surprise me one bit. "She does not talk back to me."

Touche.